Explosive Lemons

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

―Cave Johnson

Gravy

Mike Rowe: What's better than Ass and Gravy.

And That's How Babies Are Made

Dale: I get it now were all just sperm, and one day im going to meet an egg. and were going to have Chuck Norris' baby.

COOKIES!!!!

Dale: Well im just so scrumptious.

Kaelynn: NO SUGAR COOKIES ARE SCRUMPTIOUS. I CAN EAT THOSE ALL DAY.

Bad Identity

Recently my mom's van was broken into.

Rhys: Did they take anything.

Mom: No they just took everything out of the glove box.

Rhys: Did you see if the insurance card and the pink slip there, you need to watch out for identity theft.

Mom: No but no one would want my identity any way.

Pokerape

Uncle: (playing Pokemon) Ya stupid pokemon, get some.

Rhys: what are you doing?

Uncle: Gettin these pokemon to rape some face

Easter

Happy Easter

Now i wouldn't just say happy easter without some stupid thing i did.

Today i was helping my mom hide some eggs when i thought " hey why don't i hide some on the wheel of the car" so i did and than my mom said " GET OUT OF MY WAY I FORGOT SOMETHING AT THE STORE" and the peeled out of my drive way leaving a trail of egg's and candy all the way down the street.

New Webdesign

In case anyone doesn't know (or cares) The Homeopathy website http://www.mphomeopathy.com (plug) has a new look. so you should check it out and hopefully the information on there will help you with some disease that the doctors cant figure out because Dr. House isn't employed in your local hospital. It was designed by me with LOTS of help from Nate Levesque Who can be found at http://natesphilosophy.blogspot.com/. His blog by the way is FULL of awesome information

Time Travel

I have NO CLUE how this came into my mind.

but i started thinking if you went back in time and then you had sex with say your grandma and got her pregnant would you still exist. or because by making another human different human juice, with a different personality, and a different physical build. would they than attract a different type of person and than the timeline of your family would cease to exist and you would fade away like Marty McFly in Back To The Future (which was most likely how i started thinking of this by the way)

and at that point i got hungry and distracted by the Nyan Cat song (Nyan- Japanese for Meow)

Nyan Cat Link :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4&feature=aso

GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY

So I have been convinced to take the random stuff i hear, and the random thoughts, and ideas that somehow drift into my mind, and put them out for the world/interwebs to see.

So Enjoy!