Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Requests For My Funeral.

When it comes to my untimely demise, I have a few requests that MUST be met. Or I will haunt you.

  1. I must be buried in a clear glass casket 
  2. James Earl Jones, William Shatner, Steve carell, Charley sheen and Tina fey must speak at the ceremony.
  3. George lucas, and Gene Roddenberry must fight over my open casket.
  4. After I am buried, everyone must go around punching people in the face and yelling "Level up" In my name.
  5. Everyone in attendance must be wearing Tuxedo's, even the women, in honor of Tuxedo Friday.
Rhys Kiernan. Verbal signature
(Now it's official)