The Narwals

Rhys: so do Eskimo's have sex inside animals like they do in star war's because it's too cold to have sex in the snow.

Jagger: you mean like wales or narwhals.

Rhys: ya do they like cut open the narwhal so they can have sex inside it.

Jagger: Yes they must cut open the narwhal and keep it in their igloo for the 9 month's until the baby is born and then they must cut the baby a little, and they better be ready to treat that because come on your cutting a baby, and they must give the narwhal carcase a small offering of blood. The narwhal will then heal itself and sprout wings and return to it's home planet the sea, to help other Eskimo's procreate.

Rhys: doe's the Narwhal go straight to the ocean or doe's it make some stop's along the way.

Jagger: well if it's a narwhal on the honor system then yes.

Pokerape

Uncle: (playing Pokemon) Ya stupid pokemon, get some.

Rhys: what are you doing?

Uncle: Gettin these pokemon to rape some face

Easter

Happy Easter

Now i wouldn't just say happy easter without some stupid thing i did.

Today i was helping my mom hide some eggs when i thought " hey why don't i hide some on the wheel of the car" so i did and than my mom said " GET OUT OF MY WAY I FORGOT SOMETHING AT THE STORE" and the peeled out of my drive way leaving a trail of egg's and candy all the way down the street.

GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY

So I have been convinced to take the random stuff i hear, and the random thoughts, and ideas that somehow drift into my mind, and put them out for the world/interwebs to see.

So Enjoy!