Sunday, May 8, 2011

The Narwals

Rhys: so do Eskimo's have sex inside animals like they do in star war's because it's too cold to have sex in the snow.

Jagger: you mean like wales or narwhals.

Rhys: ya do they like cut open the narwhal so they can have sex inside it.

Jagger: Yes they must cut open the narwhal and keep it in their igloo for the 9 month's until the baby is born and then they must cut the baby a little, and they better be ready to treat that because come on your cutting a baby, and they must give the narwhal carcase a small offering of blood. The narwhal will then heal itself and sprout wings and return to it's home planet the sea, to help other Eskimo's procreate.

Rhys: doe's the Narwhal go straight to the ocean or doe's it make some stop's along the way.

Jagger: well if it's a narwhal on the honor system then yes.