My mom got a strange thought in her head awhile back, "People seem to get great ideas, and get really creative when under the influence of alcohol. Therefore if i get drunk, i can get really creative with the garden in the backyard."
She proceeded to get all of her plants, soil, etc. and two bottles of wine. When she gets to the garden, she chugs the two bottles of wine, and starts thinking about what she's going to do.
(3 HOURS LATER)
I go to check on my mom, and she is sitting in a lawn chair staring at the back of our house. I look at the lawn and it is.......strange to say the least. I ask my mom what she did and she said "Well duh cant you see, I figured out that the idea in my head looks REALLY bad on the lawn, Time for round two."
