Dad: Your mother Google'd the name's of the tenants (this is the best background check she could come up with) and one of them got arrested for fleeing the scene of a gun discharging.
Me: Well if i see a guy shooting a gun, Im gonna start fleeing.
Dad: WHY WOULD ANYONE HANG AROUND PEOPLE WITH GUNS. GUNS EQUAL WHAT, BUNNIES, NO THEY EQUAL BAD.
